The Allied States of United Atonympalkins is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 515 million Atonympalkinsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The strong Atonympalkinsian economy, worth 36.3 trillion Arya Dröttirrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,551 Arya Dröttirrs, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. United Atonympalkins's national animal is the Qilin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Atonympalkins is ranked 40,253^rd in the world and 270^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.