The OFN Mandate of Misdainana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Antonis Mulidis with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.074 billion Misdainese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qance. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Misdainese economy, worth 545 trillion The Aluskian Dollar ALUS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,816 The Aluskian Dollar ALUS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms, and white chocolate is neither chocolate nor food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misdainana's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Solism.

Misdainana is ranked 25,434^th in the world and 530^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 83.49 kickbacks per hour.