The Sun Republic of Misdainana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Antonis Mulidis with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.036 billion Misdainese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qance. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Misdainese economy, worth 540 trillion The Aluskian Dollar ALUS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,939 The Aluskian Dollar ALUS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Antonis Mulidis has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and Dolphins are considered a delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misdainana's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solism.

Misdainana is ranked 267,595^th in the world and 5,490^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -225.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.