Population | 7.645 billion |
Capital | Jurojo |
Currency | Jaro |
Animal | Wolf |
The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.645 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,959 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 256,251 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Satroju is ranked 291,261st in the world and 5,218th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Satroju was endorsed by The Azur Lane Connoisseur of Awqnia.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Satroju was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
- : Satroju voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Satroju voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
- : Following new legislation in Satroju, billions of Jaroes are spent to take high-quality photos of the Wolf Nebula.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 77 » Asendavia, New Leganes, The Three States of Fortuna, A mean old man, Axdel, Blobbo, BearStackof2015, Spiruvania, From New World, Hizuru, Aivintis, Kalaratri, Modra, East Malaysia, Enlil, Mardom, The Marlands, New Sandsnionion, Ridann, A Slanted Black Stripe, Sandboxford, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Sansangra, Fellon, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Kangarawa, Romanoddle Republic, Jankono, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Vaskeden, Marrabuk, Akimera, La Xinga, Tassirion, Pondingonia, Dwightica, Evrigenis, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Troc, Zukchiva, and 27 others.Myehn, Hunterdon, Pakitsk, Atrocha, Roissyland, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Horthgar, Elejamie, Cymru Broadcasters, Connerii, Kadekoland, Stellar Colonies, NewImperia, Central Snowia, Konyai, CheeseBurrito, Grimmerdhore, Vussul, Klonazepam, Reynar, Kyrisland, Arleat, Gem, and Awqnia.