The Republic of The Confederate States of America is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President George Wallace II with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, devout population of 5.749 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. The average income tax rate is 16.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion Confederate dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,610 Confederate dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 89,151^st in the world and 2,898^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.