by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Highest Crime Rates: 1,201stLargest Retail Industry: 1,357thRudest Citizens: 2,020th
The Porkroll Ethnostate of
Civil Rights Lovefest
come down the shore if you want an ass kicking
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

21 AnCap States of The Former New Jersey

Population14.6 billion

LeaderSilent Bob

CurrencySucc
AnimalAsshole Deer

The Porkroll Ethnostate of 21 AnCap States of The Former New Jersey is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Silent Bob with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.6 billion Jerseyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New New Jerseyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,878 trillion Succs a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 197,128 Succs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the media seems excessively interested in what Silent Bob is wearing this season, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 21 AnCap States of The Former New Jersey's national animal is the Asshole Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

21 AnCap States of The Former New Jersey is ranked 145,536th in the world and 3,515th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 822.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 1,201stLargest Retail Industry: 1,357thRudest Citizens: 2,020thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,187thFattest Citizens: 2,343rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,459thMost Armed: 2,545thTop
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,243rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,580thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,824thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,919thLargest Black Market: 5,074thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,815thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,089thMost Influential: 6,513thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,022ndHighest Economic Output: 7,835thMost Cultured: 10,457thMost Inclusive: 10,572ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,831stMost Stationary: 13,072ndHighest Food Quality: 13,173rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,597thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 14,725thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,878thSmartest Citizens: 15,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,725thBest Weather: 16,055thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,576thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 27,712thLargest Populations: 27,740thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,928th
Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 68th in the regionRudest Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
5%
Most Armed: 75th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 91st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 92nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 134th in the regionLargest Black Market: 138th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 157th in the regionMost Stationary: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 211th in the regionMost Inclusive: 238th in the regionMost Cultured: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 292nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 316th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 345th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 352nd in the regionTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 362nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 369th in the regionBest Weather: 391st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 406th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 434th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 557th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 649th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report