The Federal Republic of Basilei is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Helmut Ernst with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.251 billion Basileians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basileia. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Basileian economy, worth 268 trillion Basileian Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,468 Basileian Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Basilei's hospitals, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Helmut Ernst's questionably sane new coalition partners, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Basilei's national animal is the Ibices, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Basilei is ranked 6,555^th in the world and 197^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,496.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.