The ⏳🎡⌛️ of Equlainne is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 🎵 with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.51 billion  🎵 are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🎪. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient  🎵 economy, worth 353 trillion  🎞s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,675  🎞s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and the weather in 🎪 is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equlainne's national animal is the  🎶, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🎭.

Equlainne is ranked 6,381^st in the world and 241^st in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 42.35 average smiles per day.