The People's Republic of Homosexuals is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 311 million Homos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Homosexualsian economy, worth 11.5 trillion airgeads a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,023 airgeads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homosexuals's national animal is the Dua Lipa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Homosexuals is ranked 96,939^th in the world and 924^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,083.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.