The People's Republic of Europan Free states is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 308 million Europan Free statesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexia. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Europan Free statesian economy, worth 22.7 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 73,792 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europan Free states's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Europan Free states is ranked 26,030^th in the world and 589^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 892.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.