The Republic of Hunem is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Attila with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.651 billion Huns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intermarium. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth a remarkable 4,288 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,668 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hunem's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hunem is ranked 1,696^th in the world and 10^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16,328.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.