The Supreme Empire of Johill is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by HIM Emperor Ryokai with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.734 billion Imperial Subjects are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Soshaku. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Johillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion Johillian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,940 Johillian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, and politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johill's national animal is the Red Emperor Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Krelto.

Johill is ranked 31,717^th in the world and 39^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Highest Food Quality, scoring 60.53 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.