Population | 149 million |
Currency | Kyrian |
Animal | Axolotl |
The Queendom of Kyrisland is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 149 million Kyrislandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Kyrislandian economy, worth 6.39 trillion Kyrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,908 Kyrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, most ambassadors from Kyrisland retire only a few years after being appointed, and Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrisland's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Kyrisland is ranked 12,307th in the world and 337th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 118.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kyrisland endorsed The Republic of Leets.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead.
- : Kyrisland endorsed The Grand Duchy of Norskavka.
- : Kyrisland endorsed The Democratic Republic of Jaworia.
- : Kyrisland endorsed The Federal Republic of Casa-Concordia.
- : Kyrisland endorsed The Federation of The Nyx Empire.
- : Kyrisland endorsed The Eternally Inactive of Sokala.
- : Kyrisland endorsed The 10th Xenix of Xorvo.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrisland, most ambassadors from Kyrisland retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Kyrisland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 189 » Azealand Isle, Romanoddle Republic, Merlovich, Danelaw Scandinavia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The Holy Rat, Stellar Colonies, CheeseBurrito, Hieggary, Elejamie, Yossito II, Kriov, A mean old man, Myehn, Agave, Resaaria, The Soviet Texas Union, Monezambique, Cacnesia, Impia Aghte, Rainbow Vests, Goodnamesarerare, Vervian Desire, From New World, Grossvietnam, Lanagon, Lyontisia, Sandboxford, Roliganistan, Enlil, Verconia, Barfleur, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Talitoa, East Malaysia, La Xinga, Drunken Seal Islands, Kaigi, Restovix, ReeK, Galatical, Fellon, Maltitalerland, Azosd, Hunterdon, Lunma Un, Tassirion, Pondingonia, ReReReRepublic, and 139 others.Troc, Her Malue, Liberatarianism, The City of Philadelphia, The Holy Caltro, Tea Jol, New Gehenna, New Leganes, Montanpique, Trimmania, NewImperia, United Worlds of Waifuland, Coruh, Volinovia, New Chili, Headpat Central, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Amabilis, The Nightmare and Dreams, Chinesasia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Evdon, Sergioica, Aeljae, Malvekia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia, Henren, Venenistria, Republiae, Keovia, Kucia, Enou, FrankieMania, Grid 32, Kuberistan, Anfair, Norveeba, The Foraois, Foksan, Adolanta, Haltyas, Iduki, Solarhis, Ubecc, Singapore3, ArenaC, North Abandonia, Slongs, Irizia, Reynar, Nova Tobruk, Iodinia, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Unitria, Hizuru, The United States Of Harbinger, Vilender, Satroju, Custosia, Dalia Porphyra, Osipia, Wakeopolis, Slonful, Sansangra, Karatol-Advenra, Jankono, EmpireBR, Grod Dratia, Modra, Sovendland, The Brazilian Freedom States, Kangarawa, Unger under over, Burayan, Constitutional Republic of California, Debluu, Frankino, Arleat, Empire of Dabiristan, Seri Tai Republic, The Isles of Midori-Iro, Apulon, Ridann, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Dremaur, Froppill, Forvistan, Massaaraloo, Trulu, Zalora-Bravo, The Atlotl Archipelago, Thurland, Marrabuk, The Almighty Country, Some random ass nation, Seyrus, Axdel, Veliekopolie, Scandivielium, The 7th Coalition of Alba, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Slys Paws, The people of Gabon, Roissyland, Azgatan, Sector 39-C, Fiji and Polynesia, Bobadyk, Duracell, Zlatemorca, Blobbo, Davinhia, Kublam, Eveermore, United Repub1ic, Eldana, Royabad, Klovak, Sacred Empire of Chile, Gem, Mabornia, Torshul, The Digital Rights Collective, Lantros, Vussul, Capave, Crestor, Endertopias, Mariarty, Constervatania, Evrigenis, Propwash, Llinger Republic, DennisDenny, Central Snowia, New North America, Isahaak, and VW53Aland.