The United Corporate States of Liberatarianism is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 654 million Liberatarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Liberatarianismian economy, worth 102 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 156,209 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,150,928 per year while the poor average 6,424, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, the children of Liberatarianism are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Liberatarianism's national animal is the Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Liberatarianism is ranked 24,412^th in the world and 343^rd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 86.25 kickbacks per hour.