The People's Federation of Mitroland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Manolo Zapatero with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.973 billion Mitrolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarieigo. The average income tax rate is 40.0%.

The all-consuming Mitrolandian economy, worth 548 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,749 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitroland's national animal is the Mitrlandic Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mitroland is ranked 39,623^rd in the world and 637^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,250.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.