The Free Land of Norocos is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.722 billion Norocosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constanța. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norocosian economy, worth 504 trillion Vepos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,484 Vepos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Norocosians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime is totally unknown. Norocos's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norocos is ranked 11,216^th in the world and 320^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,600.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.