The Fruit Basket of Amabanana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Amy Papaya with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.774 billion Amabananans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amastrawberry. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amabananan economy, worth 624 trillion Amabananas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,872 Amabananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Amastrawberry Times is sold out, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and no one knows how to tie a reef knot. Crime is totally unknown. Amabanana's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fruit Picking.

Amabanana is ranked 242,520^th in the world and 481^st in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -131.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.