The Democracy of Baybay is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by baybay the third with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.23 billion Baybayians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of belesi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baybayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 176,051 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, edutainment video games are taking Baybay's students to the next level, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baybay's national animal is the Tona bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Baybay is ranked 286,530^th in the world and 6,997^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -475.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.