The Commonwealth of Ignormus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Horatio Terminator Jones with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.464 billion Ignormusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hampter. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ignormusian economy, worth 622 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,647 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, when their backs are against the walls Ignormusians look out for gay men, large sections of Ignormus have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown. Ignormus's national animal is the hampter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hampterism.

Ignormus is ranked 194,993^rd in the world and 4,759^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.