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Most Valuable International Artwork: 394thMost Secular: 2,880thFattest Citizens: 3,339th
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the CEO
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Chair Co

Population496 million

CapitalThronestown

CurrencyCorporate Credits
AnimalChair Horned Moose

The Empire of Chair Co is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 496 million Charians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thronestown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Chairdaic economy, worth 60.2 trillion Corporate Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 121,426 Corporate Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 638,633 per year while the poor average 12,323, a ratio of 51.8 to 1.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chair Co's national animal is the Chair Horned Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chair Co is ranked 211,835th in the world and 734th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 394thMost Secular: 2,880thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,339thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,641stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,969thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,411thLargest Retail Industry: 5,539thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,526thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,119thMost Influential: 12,186thTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,258thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,862ndLargest Mining Sector: 25,770thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,071stMost Corrupt Governments: 26,937thMost Efficient Economies: 27,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,139thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,221st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionMost Extreme: 68th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Avoided: 68th in the regionMost Patriotic: 72nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 74th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 85th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Chair Co was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Chair Co lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Chair Co, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.

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