Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL
Population | 502 million |
Capital | Citadel of the Noodley One |
Currency | Black Lotus |
Animal | Ferret |
The Holy Empire of Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 502 million of Those Touched by His Noodly Appendages love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of the Noodley One. The average income tax rate is 54.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomLian economy, worth 28.4 trillion Black Lotuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,608 Black Lotuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL's national animal is the Ferret.
Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL is ranked 82,557th in the world and 138th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring 25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
- : Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality and Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
- : Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL was endorsed by The Deep Sleep of New Kowloon Bay.
- : Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL was endorsed by The New Red Empire of Creberg.
- : Following new legislation in Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood.
- : Following new legislation in Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal.
- : Following new legislation in Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL, the Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Dasteffy Schonionnat the randomL, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 » Manneo Varo, Hiybkk, Tausend Seen, Greater Sus, Astrobolt, Macrasetia, Dustwind, Greater Granskiye, Krystalveil, Chair Co, Guyana Francese, Faradova, Wischland, Dreyas, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Jzonim, Creberg, and New Kowloon Bay.