Population | 380 million |
Currency | Catnip |
Animal | Cat |
The Community of Communist Catboys is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ban on automobiles, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 380 million Commie Catpeople love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Communist Catboysian economy, worth 17.5 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,170 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Catboys's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Communist Catboys is ranked 215,130th in the world and 613th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Communist Catboys, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Catboys, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Catboys, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Catboys, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Catboys, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Communist Catboys voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Communist Catboys, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Catboys, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Catboys, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
- : Communist Catboys endorsed The People's Republic of Kanora.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 33 » Thelania, Libisia, Socialist UwU, Pridneprovye, UNIOS, Europan Free states, De Eon, Flyrinia, Irelord, Gwerq, Old Corus, Chengjiu, Encaoua, Anerchi, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Dzuk, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, Celedaria, North Goiky, Darsavia, Remnantia, TransUps, Carrico, Krajzovda, Khazhkhovija, International Socialist Union, Kyriarsk, Democratic Republic of Acember, Perclumsia, Likhinia, Equetcho, and Kanora.