The People's Republic of FederacionMilitarMexicana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by El general y lider del PCM Vicente Pablo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.316 billion Mexicanos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Guadalajara. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mexicano economy, worth 561 trillion Pesos Federaleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,260 Pesos Federaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FederacionMilitarMexicana's national animal is the Águila Real, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolica.

FederacionMilitarMexicana is ranked 284,042^nd in the world and 155^th in Lands End for Most Primitive, scoring -404.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.