The Dictatorship of Federnachois is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Metallic HotDog with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.025 billion Federnachoisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Feder city. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Federnachoisian economy, worth 432 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,462 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federnachois's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Federnachois is ranked 9,706^th in the world and 152^nd in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,337.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.