The 💕Principality💕 of Apexiala is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 💕👑🌈 Princess Katie with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.747 billion Apexialans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏜🏝🏜Oasis. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Apexialan economy, worth 684 trillion 💶💴💳 Apexias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 144,255 💶💴💳 Apexias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, sex changes are routinely performed at Apexiala's hospitals, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apexiala's national animal is the 🐃 Buffalo 🐂 Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🌺🌸💐 Be Happy.

Apexiala is ranked 2,997^th in the world and 53^rd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.38 law-abiding acts per hour.