The Federation of Kabirstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kabir with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.026 billion Kabirstanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabristan. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabirstani economy, worth 156 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,288 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The default state for Kabirstan is default, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kabirstan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kabirstan is ranked 57,294^th in the world and 707^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.48 law-abiding acts per hour.