The Socialist Republic of Filonian State is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vyacheslav Koshko with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.25 billion Filonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Filonevsk. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Filonian economy, worth 250 trillion Filonian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 77,179 Filonian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The justice of Filonian State is considered superior to that of other nations, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, many friends and relatives of Vyacheslav Koshko have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Filonian State's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Filonian State is ranked 15,314^th in the world and 450^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 116.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.