The Anarchist State of Gartohol is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Shuaib Abu-Mussabid with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 2.066 billion Gartishes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rekhtasat. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gartoholian economy, worth 209 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,364 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Rekhtasat, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gartohol's national animal is the Snow white Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Gartohol is ranked 236,492^nd in the world and 5,826^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.