The People's Republic of The DUSS is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dussian Federal Council with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.399 billion DUSS enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Delta. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient DUSSian economy, worth 170 trillion Krons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,681 Krons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Wolf is considered a national priority, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Wolfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The DUSS's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seperation of Church and State.

The DUSS is ranked 253,412^th in the world and 6,230^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -162.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.