The Commonwealth of Kahzari is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 689 million Kahzarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kahzaria. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kahzarian economy, worth 51.6 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,876 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kahzari's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kahzari is ranked 20,233^rd in the world and 515^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 113.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.