The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt is a small, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, devout population of 45 million Egyptians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The all-consuming Egyptian economy, worth 3.88 trillion Piastreses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 86,299 Piastreses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,123 per year while the poor average 19,034, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

All you have to do is pray to get into Khedivate-of-Egypt, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khedivate-of-Egypt's national animal is the Desert Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khedivate-of-Egypt is ranked 215,232^nd in the world and 5,335^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -92.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.