The Catgirl Socializt Haven of Honshu Government is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 736 million Honshuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atsoukiya. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Honshuan economy, worth 88.7 trillion Honshuan personal societal work credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,512 Honshuan personal societal work credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Leader is spelt now, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, and nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honshu Government's national animal is the anime catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Honshu Government is ranked 274,283^rd in the world and 6,835^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 0.55 average smiles per day.