The Armed Republic of Kylosha is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aleksei DiSchwabennelli with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.027 billion Kyloshans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kyloshan economy, worth 351 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 116,153 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Kylosha, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylosha's national animal is the Kyloshan brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Schwabism.

Kylosha is ranked 59,625^th in the world and 86^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,834.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.