The Empire of Northcanadia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Shail Patel with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 21.407 billion Northcanadians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of megatropalas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Northcanadian economy, worth a remarkable 8,428 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 393,741 Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,133,770 per year while the poor average 108,610, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

International commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and Shail Patel reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown. Northcanadia's national animal is the Koala Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Northcanadia is ranked 1,556^th in the world and 39^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 9,073.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.