Population | 13.741 billion |
Capital | Ironwood |
Leader | Commander-in-Chief Miles Faraday |
Currency | Foxen |
Animal | Finch |
The Militarised Empire of Old Blackwood is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief Miles Faraday with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.741 billion Old Blackwoodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironwood. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Old Blackwoodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Foxens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,954 Foxens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Blackwood's national animal is the Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Old Blackwood is ranked 272,833rd in the world and 6,649th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -260.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Old Blackwood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather, Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Old Blackwood endorsed The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Old Blackwood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Old Blackwood endorsed The Free Land of ECC Norway.
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The Free Land of ECC Norway.
- : Old Blackwood endorsed The ⚔️🏰👑🏰⚔️ of The Dominion of the Asmorian Empire.
- : Old Blackwood endorsed The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The ⚔️🏰👑🏰⚔️ of The Dominion of the Asmorian Empire.
- : Old Blackwood was endorsed by The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 25 » New Anarchisticstan, Saavir Yuvon, Chocolatistan, Arinteriswith, Falangist Quebec, Lux Prima, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, Nadarena, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Angbhand, Moloto Japan, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Of the drug addicts, Sealand newam, New French Nation, Stal Valley, Llanfyrhall, ECC Norway, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.