Population | 400 million |
Capital | Patalana |
Currency | Emoh Coins |
Animal | Golden Panther |
The Democratic States of Patalene is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 400 million Pataleneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patalana. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Patalenean economy, worth 41.1 trillion Emoh Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 102,871 Emoh Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patalene's national animal is the Golden Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Patalene is ranked 55,856th in the world and 873rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 661.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Patalene, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Patalene changed its national currency to "Emoh Coins".
- : Following new legislation in Patalene, Propaganda and Partisanship 101 is a required class all political candidates must pass before being nominated by their chosen party.
- : Patalene was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Patalene, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
- : Following new legislation in Patalene, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Patalene, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in Patalene, a government program is underway to revitalize Patalene's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Patalene, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Patalene, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 24 » Pridneprovye, Libisia, Thelania, Altan-Ura, Irelord, Polyglotia, Democratic Republic of Acember, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, Czecho-slovako-carpathia, UNIOS, AlwaLov, De Eon, Old Corus, Restored German Democratic Republic, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, North Goiky, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Silu, International Socialist Union, and Perclumsia.