The People's Republic of Poland-Albania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supa with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed population of 3.524 billion Polish-Albanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana-Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Poland-Albanian economy, worth 463 trillion Zlot-Leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,639 Zlot-Leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poland-Albania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Catholic.

Poland-Albania is ranked 243,585^th in the world and 5,896^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 1.69 average smiles per day.