The Republic of Romlania is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 8.569 billion Romlanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Romlanian economy, worth 558 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,140 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romlania's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Romlania is ranked 230,054^th in the world and 3,379^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 5.02 average smiles per day.