Population | 2.078 billion |
Capital | Mylenia |
Leader | Evgeniy Lazakov |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Naftokc |
Animal | Konigsveiss Dragon |
The Communist Federal Republic of Yugorowenia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Evgeniy Lazakov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.078 billion Yugorowenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mylenia. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Yugorowenian economy, worth 84.4 trillion Naftokcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,607 Naftokcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yugorowenia's national animal is the Konigsveiss Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Yugorowenia is ranked 274,875th in the world and 1,009th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yugorowenia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Yugorowenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Yugorowenia's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Yugorowenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport, Most Primitive, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Yugorowenia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Yugorowenia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Democratic Republic of Acember.
- : Yugorowenia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Following new legislation in Yugorowenia, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Yugorowenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Yugorowenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 19 » Anerchi, Pridneprovye, Socialist UwU, De Eon, Old Corus, Libisia, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Celedaria, Brauengen, Ianomamis, UNIOS, North Goiky, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Socialismia, International Socialist Union, Democratic Republic of Acember, and Perclumsia.