The Republic of Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Checo Perez with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.594 billion Novogalaicoes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de Nueva Galician economy, worth 243 trillion Peso Novogalaicoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,463 Peso Novogalaicoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,497 per year while the poor average 23,514, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, Checo Perez can cry on demand, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime is relatively low. Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia's national animal is the Red Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia is ranked 187,824^th in the world and 2,030^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.59 billion capita.