The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.768 billion CheeseBurritoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,426 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,151 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, sex-ed is child's play, and the children of CheeseBurrito are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 7,042^nd in the world and 157^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,262.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.