The Crown Chiefdom of Fiji and Polynesia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Crown Chief Kamaui XVII with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.972 billion Fijian-Polynesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suva. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian-Polynesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,223 trillion Taara Karauna Mokiwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,908 Taara Karauna Mokiwas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,393 per year while the poor average 77,705, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiji and Polynesia's national animal is the Banded Iguana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Crown Chief.

Fiji and Polynesia is ranked 194,587^th in the world and 3,580^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.