The Grand Duchy of Malvekia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dubont Stilwell with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.09 billion Malvekians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol Malvekia. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malvekian economy, worth 492 trillion Malvekian Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,373 Malvekian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government expenses are beyond compare, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and Malvekians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvekia's national animal is the Mountain Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sanguis Christianity.

Malvekia is ranked 9,553^rd in the world and 211^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,869.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.