The Estados Unificados of Norim Selen is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by João Cunha with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 994 million Norim Selenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zulye. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Norim Selenian economy, worth 98.9 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,500 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to João Cunha's wardrobe, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and posters on 'Norim Selenian Values' advise against being proud of Norim Selen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norim Selen's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norim Selen is ranked 29,964^th in the world and 569^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 922.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.