The Rogue Nation of Wakeopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wake of Lee with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.136 billion Wakeopolisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakeleeput. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wakeopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,454 trillion Wakebucks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,378 Wakebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown. Wakeopolis's national animal is the Wallaby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wakeopolis is ranked 48,090^th in the world and 942^nd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 641.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.