The Federation of Nova Klarnistria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 941 million Klarsmen enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anhar. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nova Klarnistrian economy, worth 58.9 trillion Klars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,624 Klars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova Klarnistria's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nova Klarnistria is ranked 215,402^nd in the world and 3,895^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.