The Imperial Federation of Seyrus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by sanctus imperator with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The devout population of 1.642 billion Seyrusians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exodus City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Seyrusian economy, worth 118 trillion Seyrusian Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,881 Seyrusian Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, Uminarism has been named as Seyrus's national religion, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seyrus's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is Uminarism.

Seyrus is ranked 106,413^th in the world and 2,208^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 194.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.