The Constitutional Monarchy of Veliekopolie is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Otaman-Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.107 billion Veliekopolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steposlav. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.1%.

The very strong Veliekopolian economy, worth 66.6 trillion velikopolian karbovanets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 60,206 velikopolian karbovanets, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Veliekopolie's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Veliekopolie is ranked 258,236^th in the world and 4,489^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.