The Cannibalistic Wasteland of ReeK is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kim Don Zeus with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 22.587 billion Cunning Horis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ile Du Haast. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hori economy, worth a remarkable 5,326 trillion Aborted Foetuses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,805 Aborted Foetuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, ReeK's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ReeK's national animal is the Retired Porn Star, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Easter Worshipophobia.

ReeK is ranked 105,559^th in the world and 2,198^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 199.5 on the Clooney Contribution Index.