The People's Republic of Yoron is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 宮島東火 'みやじま とうか' with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 1.71 billion Yoronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yunnu. The average income tax rate is 57.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yoroni economy, worth 97.5 trillion Yoroni Crowns a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,046 Yoroni Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

宮島東火 'みやじま とうか' has just been declared ruler of Yoron in an international press conference, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoron's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.

Yoron is ranked 140,623^rd in the world and 2,729^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 101.89 on the Clooney Contribution Index.